Anybody?

Anybody have a MIG welder handy? I seem to need to weld my desk chair back together. Every time I lean back I come closer to the floor behind me. I just need to lay a small bead about 3 inches around the main support thing. Also, a wire wheel would be handy. I suppose I could do it with a torch or a stick but I'm pretty lazy. And I have neither of these things.

Why does my family live on an island? This wouldn't be an issue...