Plows are assholes! Fuckers makin our roads all safe and shit!

On the masspike yesterday afternoon, I'm just getting ahead of the three plows we've been stuck behind going 20 for the past 15 miles, and three more come out of fucking nowhere, and bunch themselves so close there's no way I'm getting around. Still, I pull up real close behind them to see if I can't find a hole, and this guy in a yellow pickup from the DPW comes all up on my shit and gives me a real dirty look as he swerves closer to me. So, I backed off a little. Everyone else on the road was getting around the last set of plows, and now were coming up behind me to try what I did. The merciless plows gave us no chances of passing. Luckily, there was a toll coming up. I knew they couldn't fit through the toll booths. So, I breathed a sigh of relief as I drove into the seemingly deserted toll plaza (remember, we've been going 20 for a while) but as I pull away, I see the plows coming out again to screw us all over. I think me and maybe one other car made it through before they blocked the road up again. Sweet, my own private masspike!